I am waaaay to old to fall down. And waaaay to young to fall down because I am waaaay to old. Got that?
Yesterday. I was using the treadmill and had finished up but hadn't put it up yet. I got up from the desk to let "Kermit the Dog" outside. As I walked past the treadmill the lace on my tennis shoe caught on the end and snagged me up.
I went down hard! Real hard! Full out - sprawled out - full force on my elbows jam the shoulders - hard. I don't even think my knees hit the ground till after I bounce a couple times.
I actually laid there for a few minutes accessing the damage. I didn't see any bones sticking out or blood so I thought I might live. "Kermit the Dog" must have thought I wa playing a new game cause he was licking the crap out of me.
But I lived. The shoulders are very sore and the one elbow is tender but no visible bruising.
What a Dork!
