There have been a couple of things bothering me the past few days.
1. What's with nose hair? I, personally have no nose hair. At least not that anyone else can see. But I have a friend who has nose hair. LOTS of nose hair. As a matter of fact, so MUCH nose hair, that I spent most of our breakfast date trying NOT to look at her nose. (YES, I did say HER) I know what to get her for her next birthday.
2. Where are all the AA batteries coming from?
I have found at least 10 batteries in the past week. Just lying on the ground, EVERYWHERE! The parking lot at the shop - the front yard - the parking lot of the barrestaurant that we went to for dinner - in front of Starbucks! Is it a conspiracy? Is someone trying to poison the earth with discarded AA batteries? Anyone have an idea?
3. How do two (2) people make so damn much laundry in a week?
4. How one minute I have something to tell someone and the next minute I have no idea what that something was!
5. I know there was more but damn if I can remember what it was.

I have nose hair, but I clip it. I think you would do her a favor by telling her about it.
1) I have found that as my hair disappears from my head it reappears on/in my ears and in my nose.
2) Batteries aren't lasting as long as they used to, so people are tossing them looking for new ones.
3) Stop changing your clothes 3 times a day and that will solve the problem. I where the same after work stuff all week unless I actually do something after work that doesn't involve sitting on my ass.
4) I forgot what I was going to say here too.
1) Luckily my hair hasn't migrated from head to nose and ears. Although it is working on the ears.
2) If they are good batteries, they must be coming from my house.
3) We wash two to three loads total. One white, one color, and then the wife's jeans. More if we need to wash the backup sheets.
4) Old-Timer's Disease.
5) See #4. :-p